alternative
door number seven
looks like you got screwed over
take home the donkey
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
doctorate dissertation on feminine studies
banter with women
what could be more puzzling?
turn and walk away
quote of the page load
Even when it's offensive, the truth still sounds good to godly men.
- Moses, Stone Tables by Orson Scott Card