alternative
door number seven
looks like you got screwed over
take home the donkey
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
mission (a rhyming haiku co-authored by Jake)
in a weirdo land
smelly people I can't stand
just don't understand
quote of the page load
Milennium hand and shrimp!
- Foul ol' Ron