alternative
door number seven
looks like you got screwed over
take home the donkey
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
speaks
big nice sound comes out
makes me happy plays good songs
mom says turn it down
quote of the page load
Honesty always sounds like impudence to the vain and stupid.
- Slave girl, Stone Tables by Orson Scott Card