calculus
derivative this
integral my hairy thigh
whoopty-freaking-do
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
doctorate dissertation on the nature of reality
is this haiku real
or are your eyes just playing tricks
on your feeble mind?
quote of the page load
Everybody hurts sometimes.
- R.E.M., Everybody Hurts