closet
I see you hiding there
playing for the other team
come out of there fool
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
jolly green giant
watch out for the Hulk
don't get him mad or he'll go
Librarian poo
quote of the page load
Women are stranger than drunken wetlanders.
- Gaul, A Crown of Swords by Robert Jordan