spaghetti
wrap it on a fork
smother it with sauce and cheese
get a messy face
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
computer
I hate this dang thing
it eats up my hard hard work
then it laughs at me
quote of the page load
Honesty always sounds like impudence to the vain and stupid.
- Slave girl, Stone Tables by Orson Scott Card