story
went to school one day
got thrown in a garbage can
taped my legs up good
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
mission (a rhyming haiku co-authored by Jake)
in a weirdo land
smelly people I can't stand
just don't understand
quote of the page load
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
- R.E.M., It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)