story
went to school one day
got thrown in a garbage can
taped my legs up good
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
closet
I see you hiding there
playing for the other team
come out of there fool
quote of the page load
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
- Calvin