telephone
dial the digits
talk for hours and hours on end
never hang it up
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
college
shave your face you freak
quit mouthing off you jerk face
come to class on time
quote of the page load
Demonstrating, once again, that subtle difference between creativity and complex stupidity.
- Dogbert