telephone
dial the digits
talk for hours and hours on end
never hang it up
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
doctorate dissertation on the nature of reality
is this haiku real
or are your eyes just playing tricks
on your feeble mind?
quote of the page load
Sometimes sarcasm helps us think more clearly.
- Dogbert