utensil
four-pronged and lethal
given to defend my food
watch out or you're next
one haiku to rule them all
one ring to bind them
one ring to kick all the butts
can't see me now fool
haiku of the page load
doctorate dissertation on feminine studies
banter with women
what could be more puzzling?
turn and walk away
quote of the page load
When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all.
- Paul Simon, Kodachrome