Aye Chi Monkey
A boy cannot be called a man
Till he yells "Aye chi monkey!"
Very few can understand
When you yell "Aye chi monkey!"
People might call you insane
If you yell "Aye chi monkey!"
But if you don't, what's there to gain?
You must yell "Aye chi monkey!"
If you're ever really bored,
Just yell "Aye chi monkey!"
Rid yourself of ill-wrought cords -
Yell out "Aye chi monkey!"
The battle cry of all the brave:
Of course, it's "Aye chi monkey!"
Don't be a wench, don't be a knave!
Yell it! "Aye chi monkey!"